The story follows Ebony, a seventeen-year-old vampire who attends Hogwarts, as she enters a relationship with Draco Malfoy. The two are discovered by headmaster Albus Dumbledore, who yells at them and derides them as "motherfukers". Ebony later learns that Draco used to date Harry Potter. She becomes so angry at this perceived betrayal that she runs into the Forbidden Forest, where Lord Voldemort approaches her. Voldemort gives her a gun and demands that she kill Harry, but she refuses. When Draco later learns of this encounter, he is so angry that Ebony keeps it from him that he kills himself. In a subsequent scene, however, Harry has a vision of Draco being held prisoner by Voldemort, and he rescues Draco from Voldemort. Ebony and her friends then attend a My Chemical Romance concert in Hogsmeade. Still, the show ends abruptly when the members of My Chemical Romance reveal themselves as Voldemort and his Death Dealers. Dumbledore saves Ebony and Draco, and the next day he gives a gothic makeover to the Hogwarts Great Hall. During this time, Lucian Malfoy and Serious Blak are inexplicably shot by a gun-toting "black guy." There is also a secondary plot point in which Professor Trelawney / Professor Sinistra, combined into one character, has an addiction to what is presumably the truth serum Veritaserum. A third plot point sees Professor McGonagall and Snape attempting to rape or harm the protagonists. Yet another plot point follows Remus Lupin and Snape being bisexuals who spy on Ebony. Ebony begins having mysterious visions, about which she confronts Professor Sinister. After gazing into a black crystal ball, she is told she must travel back in "tim" to stop Tom Riddle from becoming Voldemort by seducing him and to retrieve a cure for Sinister/Trevolry's addiction. Arriving in the past, she meets the young Riddle, who calls himself "Satan" and who has been mistakenly referred to as "Tom Bombodil," "Tom Anderson," and "Stan." Satan is in a band with James Potter, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, and Lucius Malfoy. He is uncanonically depicted attending Hogwarts at the same time as the Marauders in what is further uncanonically portrayed as the 1980s. Ebony eventually brings Satan forward in time, where he morphs into the present-day Voldemort. This leads to a confrontation between the forces of good and evil in the Great Hall, in which professor Snape threatens to rape Draco if Ebony does not stab Harry. The story ends ambiguously with a shootout between Snape and Draco, Snape summoning Voldemort, and Ebony firing off an Avada Kedavra curse.